Probably the most important debate of all time, every lad has an opinion on the subject.
You’ve met a girl, you’re fairly sure you’re in. You notice a mark on her shoulder – she proudly tells you when, where and why she got her favourite tattoo.
But is this girl going to be as wild in bed as the tiger tat on her back?
The answer is probably a resounding yes.
Ok, so a lot of girls have tattoos now – a fifth of the UK population has at least one.
Surely this isn’t the sexy, rebellious niche it once was? True, but a lot of girls are also getting into bondage (think Fifty Shades of Grey).
A lot of girls are having more casual sex (we all know at least one girl who calls it a ‘stride of pride’).
It’s not that loads of boring people are getting tattoos, but a sexual revolution is sparking more good girls to explore their naughty side – and that translates from skin-ink to spanking.
According to science, you’re more likely to score on a first date with a girl who has a tattoo, as girls with tattoos are seen as more attractive and more approachable.
A team from France’s Université de Bretagne-Sud carried out a study on the beaches of Brittany during the summers of 2008 and 2009 and found that men were more likely to approach women with tattoos, and that women who were inked up were considered more likely to go on a date with them, and more likely to have sex on the first date.
Here are five reasons to tick ‘girl with tattoos’ off your list:
- She’s tough: if this girl is willing to endure a needle scarring her skin for hours, she’s probably pretty bad-ass. She won’t cry if she breaks a nail, and she won’t make you carry her shopping
- She’s got a banging body, and she’s proud of it: well, you wouldn’t frame a dog shit would you?
- She’s creative: the inventiveness of her tattoo is directly related to how imaginative she’ll get when it’s go-time, so choose wisely (note: there is no science to back this up at all)
- She knows what she wants: permanent = big decision, so this girl knows her own mind. Most importantly, she isn’t afraid to go after it…
- She’s not afraid of making a mistake (yup, that means you)
Tattoos might have become mainstream – but wild, adventurous, try-anything sex has too.
If this all sounds too good to be true check out tattoodating.co.uk to have your mind blown.
There’s thousands of naughty inked-up girls out there, so I urge every lad to try their luck and see how adventurous their tattooed girl is.
It’s for science, boys.